Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” 

Dog is God spelled backward.

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

The dog is the god of frolic.

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. 

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.

I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.

If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.