If you look at life in a certain way, that is how you perceive it. Throughout your life, you will encounter amusing circumstances and quotes.

Some of the funny quotes about life are used regularly, and maybe you've even found some yourself. One thing you'll find is that although funny, these life quotes are true, and some of them might even make you think!


George W. Bush

To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.

 Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat. 

Mel Brooks

You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

Woody Allen

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.